Gin and Tonics used to be my drink of choice, but they’d leave me with nasty headaches. I always blamed the gin.

I went sober for a few years, and I’d order tonic and lime and get the same headaches. Turned out I have a quinine sensitivity. ‘twas the tonic all along.

Not really.

Fuck yeah! Now we’re getting somewhere! How many children are you allowed to rape? Like do you have an allotment?

Also: how old do you think millennials are?

No, I am not. Dude raped a child. This a Good and Normal hill for you to die on.

Motherfucker, you do not atone for raping a child by running away and dodging the law. You can’t be convicted, flee, and then go “nah, I atoned”. You atone by standing your ground and taking the fucking punishment. If he served his time, repented, was remorseful, and still got hounded, you could go “the dude has been…

Good question! They do not, but everyone should avoid raping a child.

Thanks for asking!

I got yelled at by the creator on twitter when I posted some un-tagged tweets about how the show doesn’t understand its own meta-structure. Season 2 started with an episode that said something along the lines of “That’s the thing about the past. We may not remember who was there or what day it was, but it’s the good…

I’m not sure it’s a good idea for you to post here as much as you do, but this is the world we’re living in.

I got very sad when she was on Colbert because I thought they could’ve had a wonderful discussion about their own flavors of Christianity. And I knew she’d just play something off her new album, but I felt like if she played “Rejoice” instead, he would’ve been so fucking into it.

Julien Baker and Torres would also be excellent inclusions on the Darnielle/Sufjan spectrum of things.

I loved the moment in Generation Kill where the reporter serpentines, and the Marines are looking at him like he’s crazy. And he quotes The In-Laws as his reasoning, and I get it. Were I ever shot at, I would serpentine because Peter Falk told me to.

I was in school in England, pirating episodes the morning after they aired just to keep up.

It’s probably because he’s not a lying woman like my mother and ex-wife.

/s

The readers did it to themselves by demanding free content.

Hi. This is because ad blockers.

You’d think so. You’d really fucking thing so.

“Larry Nassar is a conspiracy created by Hamilton Nolan and all the other cripsters at Deadspin.”

- Jason Whitlock

Shut the fuck up, dude.

*scowls; takes your star away*

Starred for your parenthetical.