Can he replace that fat no talent fuck Berman now?

I'll grant that this is, in a vacuum, hilarious to watch. But it isn't in a vacuum. That's a guy who has sustained a serious brain injury. His concussion is as bad or worse than most of the hits we have been decrying the NFL for sweeping under the rug.

Dear everyone hating on Key and Peele:

God damn those Good Burger kids have grown up.

Oh fuck off.

"A.A. Ron Balakay"

These guys are hilarious. If you haven't seen their show, give it a look.

Son, goddamn you're an idiot.

Do the Marlins announcers think they're fooling anyone when they keep referring to his long stare as a "quick peek"?

Gotta say the Marlins announcers are pretty awful. From the home run call to the blatant homerism - even for a home team announcer.

I love how Johnson runs around everybody and immediately gets into "hold me back" position.

I have no doubt that if the roles were completely reversed, the majority of the Braves bashers here would still be siding with the idiot on the opposing club. Is it wrong to expect proper decorum in baseball? It might seem very small in the grand scheme of things—-but it's the unwritten rules and customs that set this…

Johnson is a bitch. Runs in like a tuff guy and gets BEHIND his teammates. Where I'm from, you have a beef, you go after the guy not hide behind somebody. If he wanted to rumble, he had a clear line to do it. Pussy.

I like how Johnson sprints in, then loops around behind the umpire. That's a classic "hold me back!" move.

"i will fight every illegal Cuban here!"

Johnson's route to the plate is laughable. Sprints in, and then veers off to jump behind his catcher. Such a fake tough guy move...

Are little black dresses new gamecock apparel? $10 says she leaves the game early to blow a guy in his Focus.

that girl's phone is bigger than her head - are you sure this isn't from 1990?

yup, an Enzo is the perfect vehicle to get out of Florida ASAP lol