Not a big surprise since Jim Crane's nickname for this season was "Springtime with Hitler".

You're being trolled, dear.

My Benz does that. If you hold the recirculate button for a few seconds, it rolls up the windows and closes the sunroof. Press and hold it again for a second or two, everything opens back up to their original position. The amazing things you learn from reading the owner's manual.

yes, but theirs goes to Max AC

"Four balls are notoriously hard to swallow."

Recently, I made the decision to quit drinking.

RWD ✓

Everyone loves it? Institute this and I've attended my last baseball game. Why some people are unable to deal with unjust outcomes is beyond me. That's life. Instant replay has ruined football, and now it is coming for a sport worth saving. I just can't wait for the big call to come in from New York, and baserunners…

The proposal will be presented to owners today by a task force led by MLB executives Joe Torre and Tony La Russa.

"Hey, someone died! Yay, that means we can break out some real zingers in the Deadspin comment section and make fun of this tragedy!" God damn, fuckers. Do you ever quit with this juvenile joke shit? Stop acting like a bunch of candy ass Dane Cook wannabes for one goddamn second. A man died, he has a family that…

The man has since died. http://www.ajc.com/news/news/man-…

I'm at the game, they must have kept this quiet as hell because this is news to me.

But electric race cars don't sound like Teslas...

I thought I was going to watch a video of Electric Cars being exciting and running a around a track, that I got was new age elevator music and a big helping of smug.

Why does 43 electric cars on a track sound like Elevator music?

Morgan? Corvette?

Barry I usually love you but this is some bullshit. You obviously left out the most important part of the story to fulfill your "liberal agenda". A&M had recently tried to hire Jerome Bettis to join the practice squad to play at center and Manziel wouldn't let them bring him in. He refused to get in back of The…

False, they would start a website named Jalopnik and drive riced-out Beetles.... oh, wait.