First of all, I love excuses to post pictures of my kitteh, and am glad to see I'm not the only one (descent into "crazy cat lady land" begins...)

@annebreal: if my apartment had a tub (just a shower. wah-wah) I would be doing that tonight.

@longboarderlc: the sometimes 2 sometimes 8 drinks thing definitely happens to me. I'll have to try to pay attention in the future to where I am in my cycle. (thanks to my smartphone and a cycle-tracking app, I have finally determined that my breasts are most tender during ovulation, not just "randomly" like I'd…

@Slikiez: yeah, I'm really surprised the school would play a game like that, supervised or not. shove a bunch of soft things that get sticky when moist into a bunch of elementary students' mouths? that sounds like a great idea!

Olivia Wilde officially has my favorite dress.

@AnnieTheRed: click the Snopes link in the paragraph. the girl's elementary school was doing it as part of a fair, the teacher left the room to speak to the janitor just before starting the game, and the girl and her friends started unsupervised, teacher came back in too late to save her.

@stationendrama: to be fair, I've got my mom's body (but unfortunately not in as good shape as hers!) and my dad's facial features. luckily, he ages well too, so I think I'm good!

@Rare Affinity: I know all about that. brother and I are both gingers, but mom & dad are dark brunettes.

@interpretedworld: can't say. Dad's pretty hot too. let's say it comes from either, whichever ages hotter?

"Guess the only way to age well is to go back in time and get a hotter mom."

@Foggen: based on the relatively small glidecam rig (pulled out of the suitcase in the 2nd video) and the click of the aperture changes (going indoor/outdoor first video), looks like a video-capable DSLR to me.

@ImmaLion: looked like he was pulling a Glidecam out of his suitcase in the beginning.

@kalyx: I read Hymen Cam and imagined that they would just attach a tiny camera to the head of the dude's penis, so you'd see it penetrating in and out. I giggled, but then winced when I thought about how uncomfortable that would be. I'm glad to hear that neither of our ideas are the case, but not super keen on the…

@deleahrium: nvm. found the clarification in another article.

@agog: if it's an Oprah yell, it's more likely "shooooooppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin...!" but I agree with you. I notice it too! people totally elongate the wrong letters all the time.

But can't you still decide to be abstinent, even if you've had sex in the past? Can only virgins abstain? I think semantics are kind of important in this article, or else I don't understand.

- People who include a "signature" in their status updates.

Jackie Collins misses the point.

@newageamazon: lol "public hair"

@ponycyndi: I had an indoor-outdoor calico who lived to be about 17, outliving her own kittens and like 3 or 4 other male cats we had during her life. Still, after working in an animal shelter, I realize what an exception she was (also being a very friendly calico is apparently relatively rare) and my cat now is…