Sounds like the Eagles front office heard that the only way to get head is to own a Kiko Alonso jersey.

Well now that blowjob is just completely embarrassing.

Riley Cooper now has one less teammate he will fight

I am not looking forward to having to defend Brady and the Patriots for the rest of my life because of this bullshit after we win next week. If he wins one more Brady is at the very least tied with Montana, but this god damn story is never going to go away.

Can we get a scientist to explain what Heath Evans was trying to say?

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

Logic has no place in a discussion about deflategate.

I hate Belichick as much as the next person but I have a deep admiration for a guy to take a crash course in the science of ball inflation just to show his utter contempt for the media.

I'll admit the presser inspired me to rub one out thinking of Maris Tomei.

Sometimes they were handled two at a time, but always tenderly with the fatherly love only a coach can administer.

I think we passed "dumb" about four days ago. If the NFL can't find any wrongdoing on the Patriots' part I wonder if ESPN will feel compelled to apologize for their slanted coverage. Brunell, Bettis, and Dawkins absolutely ripped Brady apart.

No one's said if the refs catalog the pressure they check. So there might be no way to back check.

Patriot fan here, so get your eye roll in now:

Exactly. And of course I strongly suspect the NFL does not actually have the before/during game numbers on the Indy balls, only that at halftime those balls were in range.

Yeah, I might have missed it but I've only heard the NFL say they were still in the 12.5-13.5 range but I haven't heard if they had any drop in PSI.

My takeaway: I'd like Mona Lisa Vito to rub my balls.

This is some hilarious trolling. Can you possibly give fewer fucks than this guy?

If they keep interviewing him about the balls, he going to start getting teste.