I asked if it was possible to be assigned for the very first scheduled visit of the technician for the day, no matter if I had to wait for 2 weeks. I received a possitive response for 4 days later. Cable guy showed up very early in the morning on the said date.

The skit on the video is by far the best one ever.

I was wondering something more like this...

I hate car dealership stickers.

This?

I DO feel guilty to let go a leather one (camel brown) several years ago.

I though they were made in the 80's. These jackets lasts forever.

Now, I am wondering, what opening move she likes most?

I love photography (Nikon FTW), but I'll pass $10,000 a week... mmmhhh.. I'll prefer to burn $10K for good match with her

Drink this bitch!!!

Well, that's nice but too pricey.

Chuck Norris always win, because when he plays:

Chuck Norris could do it with his bare hands

Probably used an Alka seltzer coffin. You got the idea.

recto and derecho are synonymous. But beware, because recto = rectum in english.

recto and derecho are synonymous. But beware, because recto = rectum in english.

Varsity Blues.

Why all the fuzz?. That's just misinformation.

Whipped cream replacement. Hard on top, fresh down under