lol yes god bless the future of every single person who reads this and immediately ricochets into "BUT WHAT ABOUT ME"

At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

I can't believe this is happening! The Supreme Court ruled that racism no longer exists in America.

How about we background-check men to see if they have kids before they're allowed to drink in bars because what if they're abusive alcoholic dads? I mean, seriously?