(Sigh)

How to take a slow-selling but fine production automobile that you can get at a discount, make it looks like some 1980-era kit car and try to sell it at a premium.

The when was the last time you saw something on the roof of a Range Rover or G-Wagen? That’s their competition.

As both a master tech and a dealership service manager, I have to wonder why they put such a complex, expensive, finicky, heavy, unreliable and totally unnecessary system on a lower-priced (meaning not $200,000-level super car ) model.

So these doors are neat I guess but like many people have said I think they are an answer to a question that hasn’t been asked. Sure they may not be any worse than a conventional door but I’ve yet to be sold on the idea that they are better either. With the inherent addition of complexity with the hinges, actuators,…

Even if the Falcon Door kinks are all resolved now, I wouldn’t bet on their longevity.

I think I struck a nerve.... nifty. Btw, not lonely, didn’t loose someone to a tesla owner, get invited to many parties, not threatened in anyway by metrosexual tesla owners....
And yes, I still think that Tesla owners are the Vaping, Crossfit, Vegan assholes of the automotive world!

I still don’t get the whole summon thing or this? It actually just seems like a waste of time, you have to do all this stuff to activate it, then you have to get in the car to drive it anyway. Also, I would advise against parking your car in a tight spot that you can’t open your door. Just an FYI, the guy beside you…

Aww how cute, the vaping, crossfit, vegan assholes of the automotive world learned a new trick to rub their tiny little dicks with in public.

The current one does almost this exact thing anyway. No accomplishment in driving it.

Actually, the security guard never takes his hand off him so, again, no.

So you’re saying, when I finally have the money to buy all the cars I have ever dreamed of, I can’t because I should be afraid of other people figuring out I have money? That’s dumb, don’t live in fear, if you really are that frightened Blackwater still exists and would be happy to make you feel safe for a reasonable…

‘Dis bitch would be like my personal Taco dispensary 24/7. I drive to work, Manuel follows me. Friends take a cigarette break? I get a hoisin beef and cabbage taco.

I would recreate this poster, House, garage everything. Yes I’m a child of the 80s

Why? Plenty of very rich people are just fine, people leave them be. The key is to act like a very rich person, get a gated property, and tell people to fuck off. Basically be a dick, problem solved.

Came here for this. Left satisfied.

“I live in a van in the Detroit auto show!”

Nice Accord /s

Maybe this should be a part of the Buyer’s Guide, or have a “special advertising section” warning.

That’s really reaching for some wild-ass, creative, BS ways to blow sunshine up Tesla’s rear end! I hope the explanation is some fatigue-induced zombie-like state and mind-tricks from Tesla employees as they handed you the car.