The White Naivety is so weird on this one though. White people are terrified as shit that some black demon is gonna break into their suburban home when they’re asleep and rob them; but now they’re just gonna give a key to an Amazon server that anyone can get access to????

Hmmm, 55% of white people feel discriminated against, almost exactly the same percentage of white people who voted for Trump.

For the life of me I will never get “i like _ college team but could never get into that school”. Apropos of this list

If mfers caped for black women the way they cape for cheap ass meat and some gross ass grains... we might be alright.. lol

Stop asking and go out and do good shit without asking for a cookie/praise. Examples (Kerr, Popovich, Throw them hands Gal). Do good and The Secret Council of American Negros will take note.

Except the Divine Nine. They stay.

I think we should be allowed to officially refer to Barack Obama as President Emeritus, like for real.

Let’s add Greg “Say It With Ya Chest” Popovich just because of this

I move that we in the black delegation elect Greg Popovich as one of the white people we save.

“In fact, we’re even thinking about having a weekend roundtable show called We’re Tired of This Monkey Shit featuring Keith, Samuel L. Jackson, Jennifer Lewis and Clifton Powell splitting a pack of menthols whilst explaining the monkey shit that they’re tired of and that needs to immediately cease.”

Egg jizz? HOEMAHGAWD!

She’s right about the runny eggs though. Runny eggs are a detriment to society and the reason Donald Trump is president. I HATE when people dip their toast in the egg jizz. Nasty and trifling.

A well placed “Nigga, what?” is a sign of doom.

“You got me effed up”/ “What you not gon do” is accurate, but you should probably addend that when either is accented with a claps, things really just got to a nuclear level.

*Does the same search*

That is a very good point. Folks don’t mind anything as long as it’s not directed at them. Or maybe we feel like white people deserve it.

All over every FB political justice page too. And at the women’s march the Black women who attended “seemed too angry”.

An ongoing frustration is the (long-standing) movement of white liberals pushing back against Black women for this very sentiment. I have seen it all over Kinja and growing in most recent months. Go into any post about politics and you will see the onslaught of white people lining up to tell a Black woman that she is…

except. it is.