“In fact, we’re even thinking about having a weekend roundtable show called We’re Tired of This Monkey Shit featuring Keith, Samuel L. Jackson, Jennifer Lewis and Clifton Powell splitting a pack of menthols whilst explaining the monkey shit that they’re tired of and that needs to immediately cease.”

Not if you wash your hands a lot, though. I drink mad water (even more than that), and I still have to keep hand lotion at my desk.