Sure, just let me peel off my winter coat, hat, gloves, scarf, boots, wool jumper, long sleeved t-shirt, tank top, skirt, wool tights, another pair of tights and underwear. Oh, no, I missed the three minutes of sunlight we get per day in november! I guess I’ll just have to try again tomorrow

We already sunbathe our assholes....or at least half sunbathe em/fake tan em:

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

The trailers made it seem like it was forcibly “for women” rather than being a good movie with women in it. It looked bad in every respect—awful music choices, unfunny retorts, bad action, unclear plot. In contrast, take Atomic Blonde, which has a kick-ass female protagonist that didn’t need to constantly remind us of…

Was Charlie’s Angels ever really for women though? I thought the whole point was that it was super male gazey. (This is a genuine question; I’m too young to have seen the show.)

This, so much this.

Nothing weird about the Deadspin post about autoplaying videos dissapearing.

This

I’m saddened by the imminent firing of the great Ray Ratto.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

“maybe two-and-half, depending on how generous you want to be toward Tanner Rainey”

But baseball, and baseball alone, is the only sport in which the very nature of the equipment is called into question as a function of the sport.

8-8? They’ll end up winning the division with a cool 7-9 record.

Not sure why I got an erection while reading this but it’s the new Willenium so anything is possible.

If only the Giants had been able to pull this off in the 2015 as well, making a four-year Super Bowl cycle of 2007, 2011, 2015, 2019.