The sad penguin video is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen and now I demand a tremendously uplifting Bear Friday.

I voted for Genius Bear but I re-watched Items Polar Bear and I almost regret my decision.

If we wanna get into a real dick swinging contest here, it took Ichiro 10,241PA to get 2979H. It took Pete 10,733PA to get 2966H.

I fully expected this to be a St. Louis joke.

So he’s Jim Tomsula?

I’ve watched Granderson for many years, mostly as a Yankee, and that is the best damn throw I’ve ever seen him make. That ball had no business being anywhere near Escobar as he crossed the plate given how far the fly went. Adrenaline is a helluva drug.

The Lord’s work.

I was dreading an NFL-style ACL tear when Familia started celebrating like that.

Peppermint....ROLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Can we get a writeup on that strike zone last night because it seemed to be massive and unpredictable. The announcers were a little speechless at some of the calls too having the K-Zone up there the whole night.

I don’t know how much Yankee baseball you’ve watched over the last month or so, but there was a reason for that.

This came out of nowhere. You’d figure you’d have heard whisperings of this from the media or management at some point during the season with anyone looking for a reason for his sub-par play this year. Hope he gets better and he can figure out that knee thing too and be serviceable next year.

Counter-counterpoint: No.

It’s 10, and don’t let any castaway from the Bell Telephone Company days tell you otherwise.

This is good Kinja.

The Nats went easy on him.

I need oven mitts for this take.

Omfg put that away. I’ve had nightmares about that face since the Broncos WYTS.