This is not the kind of tranny I thought we’d be discussing when I logged onto Jalopnik this morning.

You’d think it’d have been Infiniti that included those.

Also:

Just don’t try to fly a Cybertruck over Serbia.

I like it too. It represents the dystopian future we’re heading towards brought to us by gas guzzling trucks this vehicle tries not to resemble. Good riddance to 50s nostalgia (Dodge Ram I’m looking at you). Flamethrowers, underground tunnels, rockets to mars and now bulletproof trucks. School shootings, mass…

Here’s the thing. I don’t believe for a second he put this out with any intention of anyone using it as one would use a normal truck for work. This is a grocery getter ... a lifestyle vehicle ... for someone who wants to look different. This is not intended to unseat the F-150, Sierra, Ram, or Silverado from their…

I can’t see any way that the design actually improves anything about the actual operation and use of a truck. Really, it seems like it would be an awkward truck to actually live with and use.

“Honey you promised me you were going to take down that crappy metal shed this weekend ... remember?”

Some say the headlights remind them of the Boxster. Other say it reminds them of one of the greatest 911's ever made and raced.

So basically its The Matrix, except the people are plugged into cars instead of power plants.

I sharpened the headlight like it is on the ‘16.

Not. Even. Once.

I have the ability to do this after a few drinks.

let’s put it this way, people that are willing to put the top down in the winter generally have a much more diverse sense of humor then the people that attempt to shame them.

Where’s a crowd-terrorizing Mustang when you really need one?

“This repo goes to eleven...”

What’s this “park” that you speak of? You put it in neutral to save wear on you left leg.

I hope this doesnt mean hes not sending my money.