There's a moose loose around this hoose. Your honour.

Benzali being pronounced 'Belly'.

"That’s according to Deadline, which has learned that TNT’s decided to release Steve Bochco’s series on its own recognizance. (TNT just doesn’t ever want to see Murder In The First in its courtroom ever again, got that? Go make something of your life.)"

I thought the only way was down after that Travolta gag. But I was wrong, that was a really great edition of 11 Questions.

Just in time for the arrival of Sam Axe, who was in the locale on his way to Jacksonville.

I know! Perversely it made me realise how mediocre the rest of it was.

Took his audition for Darth Malak in Knights of the Old Republic a bit too 'Method'.

I was booing studio audiences before it was cool.

The fish-out-of-water adventures of Michael Weston, former spy, living the quiet life in a village in Donegal. With drunken brawls to the accompaniment of fiddle music (and the odd burst bag of flour), adorable pigs running through the pantry, and the occasional hint of menace as someone from Fiona's past arrives to…

I mentioned somewhere around here how I can only remember one joke from Home Improvement. On the other hand, the episode where Ray's father berates Ray for not going to Mass is one I can almost recite from memory.

Goofy, sports-loving beta male and his long-suffering but tolerant wife played with just the right amount of sass by a woman called Patricia. They are practically the same show!

Jeffrey Tambor.

I remember the episode when Old Man Binford died and Tim gave a eulogy where he fondly recalled the man whose greatness made "Tool Time Michigan's fourth most popular cable tool show". I roared with laughter at that one.

I kinda liked the gimmick at first. I recall seeing Earl Hindman's name in the titles of an episode of Law & Order and being genuinely eager to see his full fissog. It got tiresome after a while though, as all one-note jokes do. The guffaws from the studio audience, when it looked like there was about to be a big…

If there's one thing America needs, it's more statements from lawyers. Could you imagine a world without statements from lawyers?

Canadian bacon-eh.

Give it six months and he'll regret ever revealing the recipe.

This was the fourth most popular Tim Allen Doom WAD in all of Michigan.

Ron Silver RIP

Ha ha, very good.