The craic was ninety.

Much and all as I enjoyed the hipster reference, I thought this was a little harsh.

I initially read that as Nathan Rabin as Michael Phelps.

And the sequel could be called 2 Locht . . . argh! *dies*

I suppose the bit about always being on screen with beautiful women who lust after him would be right up Vaughn's alley.

Ryan was relieved to discover his agent was fluent in Brazilian.

Alas, that's too good to be true and no one fell for it. Right?

"Ahora con mas semon del toro!"

Don't blame me, I voted for Ming-Ming/Ping-Ping.

That all looks reasonable…aaggh, 'Their' where it should be 'There'! They're worse than Hitler.

You fight like a dairy farmer.

It was the silence that was glorious. It said "I am not going to waste any more time explaining this".

PISSAH!

Did your predecessor get killed by Senator Mendoza's international drugs cartel having been in the job since 1919?

My inn is as clean as an elven arse.

I was waiting for the punchline in the piece about The Two Coreys. I'm still waiting.

If you couldn't shoehorn a sports reference into your answer about bad-hygiene-sex-infected-piss-flaps then you're not taking this seriously.

Matt Groening is taking his name off the credits for this one because, you know integrity and shit. Babaloo Smithers will be taking his place.

I must confess to being a sucker for this kind of thing (see also: The Games of Thrones - https://www.youtube.com/wat… ). The camera never lies? The camera wouldn't know the truth if it was bitten by it on the ass.

"Stranger Things" is filmed in front of a live studio audience.