She was lovelier than a lovely thing. Ah, those innocent days when we would tune into a show to objectify women. Thank goodness we now live in more enlightened times when we would never be so crass. And have incognito mode in browsers.

You could have…okay, I'm not biting on that one.

You could have killed someone at the RNC.

Even Mike Dexter?

Those were the DAAAAYS!

'The early episodes had an unfortunate undercurrent of "white middle class males are the most oppressed persons in America"'

It also suffered a bit from Christa Miller's, shall we say, ornamental character. Which was a pity because she showed she could act a bit as a Mean Girl in Scrubs. Still, it was capable of delivering a lot of laugh-out-loud moments. The response in the episode where there were meant to be models coming to his house…

Joe Walsh took grave exception to the slow joke. Yesterday.

Little Thin White Duke is so little!

I thought it would have been much later than that. Oh my God, I was wrong! It was mostly bullshit all along!

Harsh but fair.

What is that BULLSHIT masquerading as The Simpsons? I know having a go at The Simpson these days is the only thing in the world easier than having a go at Donald Trump, but it still needs to be said. Terrible.

Even the image at the top makes me laugh after all these years. You could analyse it for days.

Ooh, you and your Constit-oo-shun! How about three-fifths of a Taft-sized Lincoln?

I think a hundred duck-sized Tafts could take one Taft-sized Lincoln.

Maybe they meant Disneyland in Paris, where there is also a Hall of Presidents. The most prized display shows Jerry Lewis farting as he receives the Légion D'Honneur from President Chirac.

Ma, ma, where's my pa?

Ah yes, from his days in West Point. And every day there before and since.

The lawn sign Peggy Noonan wants to see.

He's a dish, but he's no Charles Tupper.