Only if the first part includes a close up of Duke Ellington's butt and the second part the same image only at a wider angle. Or is it the other way round?

Will Mary Chesnut having a fit of the vapours at the thought of the Negro music do?

I was sayin B…oh, you know the rest.

Oh, you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin’, and the hoppin’, and the bippin’, and the boppin’, so they don’t know what the jazz…is all about! You see, jazz is like the Jello Pudding Pop — no, actually, it’s more like Kodak film — no, actually, jazz is like…

Mickey Spillane will also be treating those AV Club wise guys to a little chin music.

The image in the review is a spoiler. Rocky has been to the taxidermist.

Jeez String. All you had to say to D'Angelo was that Wallace was in Philly and doing just fine now stop asking me where he is. Sometimes you are too cryptic for your own good.

There's a hipster reference to Mrs Mal Reynolds in there, right? Which, by acknowledging, I am forever banished from the realm of Hipsterdom. Oh well.

*sigh* KOTOR III. I'd upgrade to the current gen if that came out, although I get the feeling the Xbone will be the Xflaccid by the time that happens.

They do a good line in frowning at you.

As Shamus Young once put it, "Party members in a BioWare game: Grimjaw the Slayer, Umax the Seductress, Mar'Tek the Unseen, and Bob the Guy" (https://twitter.com/shamusy…

No. No no no. What makes the game so enduring is the satisfying way in which the lives of the various characters unspool before you, and murdering Mission, using Zaalbar (who I think has a life debt to Revan, not Mission) as your proxy, is genuinely ghastly. It just isn't worth the less-cheesy ending. John Walker…

Schwimmer: Hey, did you leave your computer on all night?
Rabin: Yeah, it just takes a really long time to reboot in the morning.
Schwimmer: Huh. Hey, you know what else takes a long time? Building a new Earth!

"When The A.V. Club spoke to him, Van Dien was incredibly gracious, self-effacing"

If you overshoot, you might end up in a future with no whales or where cute robots are voiced by Mel Blanc.

New ORLEANS!

Sorry about that. Next time I'll make sure to don a pink dressing gown before delivering a Bunk-ism.

You're not the run-of-the-mill kind of asshole, are you, RPM? You're a special kind of asshole.

I laughed. Can you ever forgive me, Stana…

"White, male, mid-40's, 180 lbs…"
"That really narrows it down."
"Black hair…"
"Oh yeah, Frank Mancini! Good tipper but hell of temper. Is he okay?"