I've got a title for Felicia Day's next memoir - My Struggle. How can it fail? (Although it will be banned in Germany.)

Berke Breathed is working on Bill the Het as we speak. Ack.

If you don't return we'll avenge your death.

I find it kinda admirable that he has accepted that the muse has left him. Paul McCartney (for example) may have made a superior contribution to popular music, but the manner in which he will occasionally fool himself that he has something fresh to say is tiresome. Of course, this will bring the Beatle-hating versions…

I saw that on an episode of The Drew Carey Show.

Do you explain beforehand what kind of feature this is?

Alec Guinness would have made a great Prince Philip. And Queen, Princes Charles, William, Harry, George…

The monarch's title is Supreme Governor of the Church of England, so I imagine they'd work around it by arguing that you can be 'Supreme Governor' without actually being an Anglican. The Archbishop of Canterbury is selected by the Prime Minister from a list of two provided to them by a church commission. The fact that…

Indeed. I remember Jeffrey Archer, of whose mini-series-friendly books you may have heard but of whose various other exploits you may be unaware (serial fantasist, liar, whoremonger, jailbird and - worst of all - arch-Thatcherite) appearing on a news show arguing about the 'absurdity' of agnatic-cognatic…

Eat them?

I stand corrected, much obliged.

You are excluded from the succession if you marry or become a Roman Catholic, and only a Roman Catholic, though you are still a member of the Mafia, sorry, Royal Family. The Queen's cousin, Prince Michael, is thus excluded because he married a Catholic. He's a long way down the list, but you never know - I've seen…

Camilla is not, and never was, a Catholic. Her ex-husband, Andrew Parker-Bowles, is a Catholic and their children were raised as such.

CancerAids

"I wasn’t terribly good as the male policeman. It was awfully hard to be a fella; it was quite hard."

Barry Bostwick? Boston Brahmin!

Surely you can't be serious?

You make a good point, but surely there is a substantive difference between something happening off screen and something happening on screen. I wonder whether Gone With The Wind would still be such a staple of popular culture if we got to see Rhett force himself upon Scarlett.

I'm glad they are including rape scenes as it gives me a principled right-on explanation as to why I've given up watching. Much better than telling people I'm tired of the whole damn lot.

"Schießen Sie Fenster. With a spoon!"