‘I want to do a show about the people who put the yellow cartridge in the food replicator so a banana can come out the other end.’ His cat’s name is...”

Like this?

“Your orgasm is in another castle.”

Reversals are a bit more complex than the media makes out...

“Richard Sherman is a 49er and nobody wants to talk about it. We’re all waiting for him to either succeed or fail. If he fails and continues to talk about social issues the racist takes will melt your face off. If he’s great, look for the liars who will talk about how they always respected him as a worthy opponent.…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

If you see a faded sign at the side of the star that says
“Fifteen parsecs to the Poe Slap”
Poe Slap, yeah, yeah
I’m headin’ down the Hydian spaceway
Lookin’ for the Poe getaway
Headed for the Poe getaway
I got me a ship, it’s as big as a (space) whale
And we’re headin’ on down to the Poe Slap
I got me a Kuat, it seats about…

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Ned Ryerson, I’ve come to bargain.

“I cannot understand how people are tired of Mystery Boxes”

I don’t think these stunts are really useful.

Papa Hitler’s pizza sucks. They burn everything they put in the oven.

Maybe, but they’ll be paying full price for tickets.

According to Ashlee Vance’s book, she didn’t just ask for any old raise, she asked for compensation on the level of SpaceX’s top execs. After considering it (while sending her on an all expenses paid vacation) he instead offered her another position in the company. He didn’t fire her. She declined the offer by just…

Welcome to KFC, may I take your HORDOR?

This better get me out of the grays:

IT IS NOT NATE SILVER’S FAULT THAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND PROBABILITIES. He gave Trump a higher chance of winning the presidency than the Cubs had of coming back and winning the World Series after Game 4 and we literally all JUST saw that happen. He doesn’t conduct the polls, he aggregates them, and there was no way…

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

I saw the two images and thought that it was pretty amazing that we are able to remove the gravitational lensing effect and reconstruct what the sky would look like without it. I did not know that was possible.

I am sorry, but a coastal patrol vessel is a long way from being a battleship

Funny that you say “Fans don’t have a ‘right’ to anything.” and then go on to say “No, those who claim ‘fair use’ are generally ignorant of the law.” given the first statement is quite ignorant of the law.