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Tauntaun Intestines should be in the top 3.

Cleveland has not done that in 18 years.

No worries, I’m actually really curious where they got their numbers as well, can’t seem to find dribble count to shot stats anywhere.

Where are you seeing the stats from that he takes >50% of his shots after zero dribbles?

The root of the problem is organ scarcity more than anything else. Organ donation should be automatic with a voluntary opt-out. Basically if you want to be a selfish twat with body parts you no longer need you should have to sign a public record saying so.

Yeah, that part threw me. They have a waterfall in the men’s bathroom that you can pee in! Every room is different in its own insane way.  Very very far from a standard roadside motel.

If your editors don’t know how to find/replace double line breaks for single line breaks they shouldn’t be editors.

If you want to speed up the game you should get rid of the infinite foul balls. I say after 2 fouls on the 3rd strike your ass is out.  

WTF is this yelling “O” during the anthem nonsense?   

It’s a reference to a band (Rolling Stones I think) who would put a clause at the end of their concert contracts that there should a bowl full of only green M&Ms in the dressing room. If they arrived at a venue and so no bowl of green M&Ms it would signal to them that they should closely check to make sure more

Where is “Bear Attacks, Rapes Zookeeper”?  I really want to know why my favorite article is no longer in the Onion Archives.  It featured the phrase “Putrid Ursine Semen” that I got a friend to use as the name of their short-lived punk rock band.  

The issue is not whether Lebron was there before Durant. As you said, Lebron was clearly there first. The question is whether or not Lebron established himself before Durant started his shooting motion. That’s less obvious and I honestly can’t decide which way this should have gone. In which case it should have stuck

Best way to reduce pee splatter is to shoot along the side wall. Low angle of incidence means almost none of it gets bounced back out.

Why pick of form of suicide that has a higher chance of crippling you than killing you?

Heard from 2 different people who ran the course as walk-ons (neither of them knew each other). Both said they got all the way through the course, then got put in front of a camera and were told to talk about how they were there for their dead grandma or their track coach who got cancer. This was in the first couple

I wish they would cut out the bullshit made-up backstories. Seriously, they feed those “inspiring” backstories to people and won’t let in someone who aces the course but won’t regurgitate their reality show crap in a convincing fashion. Thank god for DVRs, which turns 3 hours of horseshit into 30 minutes of quality

But he didn’t argue based that this was his opinion. His argument was that video games “by definition” and “in principle” can never be art. People who disagreed didn’t just have a different opinion: they were either “wrong”, “foolish”, or “misguided”. Examples of video games as art were “pathetic”. I think the crux of

Let me just say that no video gamer now living will survive long enough to experience the medium as an art form.

When talking about movies, yes. Outside of movies...well his curmudgeonly insistence that video games can never be Art in the way that movies are seemed backward at the time and completely idiotic now. We’ve all got our blind spots and prejudices I suppose.