Impregnating a female character is also often a very clichéd death sentence for beloved male characters...This is more awful for the female characters...

My own son once asked me a similarly thought provoking question. “Daddy, what if a poop made a poop?” Then he laughed so hard he fell off his chair.

My research on this question will be published in the upcoming edition of Nature.  

If your editors don’t know how to find/replace double line breaks for single line breaks they shouldn’t be editors.

I just realized Erised is desire backwards.  Goddammit Rowling.  

If you want to speed up the game you should get rid of the infinite foul balls. I say after 2 fouls on the 3rd strike your ass is out.  

How were you not sure?  Why would anyone have to draw lines to verify that this is clearly, obviously tilted?  

WTF is this yelling “O” during the anthem nonsense?   

Cult classic?  Nope.  GTFO with that shit.  

I have a very clear memory at 21 months. I was in a carseat, we were heading into Disneyland and I heard the parking attendant tell my mom that the Dumbo ride was broken. I got really upset because I *loved* Dumbo and thought he meant that Dumbo the elephant was broken. Just that single moment, everything huge and…

This is the stupidest fucking thing to get worked up about. Mispronunciation is a common issue for those of us who read a lot as kids but didn’t have anyone to talk with, and once you’ve read something a million times and pronounced it wrong in your head every time it is HARD to correct.  Just watch Jeopardy sometime,…

The main takeaway for me is that Dave Bautista has a beautiful signature.  And Pom Klementieff should not be allowed to abuse pens like that.  

Ahh, so nice to see Minimoose again, who has been there the entire time.

They set up 4 Power Macs in the school library. They were the only Macs in the school, and I just happened to be standing nearby when the contractor who installed them typed in the password. He was a hunt and peck typer so it was pretty easy to figure out what the password was (‘drowssap321'). During study period the…

It’s a reference to a band (Rolling Stones I think) who would put a clause at the end of their concert contracts that there should a bowl full of only green M&Ms in the dressing room. If they arrived at a venue and so no bowl of green M&Ms it would signal to them that they should closely check to make sure more…

Where is “Bear Attacks, Rapes Zookeeper”?  I really want to know why my favorite article is no longer in the Onion Archives.  It featured the phrase “Putrid Ursine Semen” that I got a friend to use as the name of their short-lived punk rock band.  

The issue is not whether Lebron was there before Durant. As you said, Lebron was clearly there first. The question is whether or not Lebron established himself before Durant started his shooting motion. That’s less obvious and I honestly can’t decide which way this should have gone. In which case it should have stuck…

Best way to reduce pee splatter is to shoot along the side wall. Low angle of incidence means almost none of it gets bounced back out.

There’s somewhere between 200 and 400 billion stars in our galaxy. The Gaia DR2 dataset, massive though it may be, represents less than 1% of the stars in our galaxy.

Why pick of form of suicide that has a higher chance of crippling you than killing you?

Heard from 2 different people who ran the course as walk-ons (neither of them knew each other). Both said they got all the way through the course, then got put in front of a camera and were told to talk about how they were there for their dead grandma or their track coach who got cancer. This was in the first couple…