It gets worse than that! I found another app on there called Safari, and it has like every damn type of porn ever! Seriously, look into it, I tried all kinds of different combination of words and almost everything returned porn.

Please stop using the word “baffled” like this. It’s stupid. Baffled would mean they have no possible explanations. They have several as you point out in the article. Baffled implies that a bunch of scientists are just sitting around with their hands on their heads going “Jesus fuck, I have no clue.” Stop it.

They don’t play the anthem before you watch a fucking movie.

So everyone in this movie sounds like a fucking asshole. Either they’ve killed a child, kidnapped and impregnated a woman, or are trying to rob a blind grieving man. Who exactly am I supposed to be cheering for?

He was campaigning hard for Dukakis back in ‘88 when the sex tape came out, so yeah, not conservative unless he’s changed since then.

A hike must involve changes in elevation. You can have a walk through the woods, but if there are hills then it becomes a hike.

How is 14 pounds “comparatively measly” if you won’t give us the number to compare it to??

Now quickly, take this 2-dimensional approximation and make it spherical in your head! Hold it there....hold....hold.....now make it 4 dimensional!

Unpleasant? You do realize that there is no difference between getting killed by a gun and a sword, right? Dead is dead. Bullets don’t magically make you more dead. There’s no difference between this booth and the booth offering to teach people real swordfighting techniques. The person walking around with a foam mace…

I want that P-wing brooch.

There’s a simple solution: get rid of gendered events at the Olympics. Done.

Well shit. 2016 is officially the worst.

Oxygen rationing in effect. No sex.

The enlarging raygun is selling well

Ahh, the cgs guys kinda lost that war. I think there’s some cosmologists still fighting, but we mostly ignore them. The parsec used to be somewhat arbitrary, but is now standardized as a multiple of the Astronomical Unit (the distance between the earth and the sun), which has itself been standardized to exactly…

It’s in a case

We do use parsec for distances. For extragalactic distances we use Megaparsecs (millions of parsecs). If I gave a distance in light years in a paper a reviewer would send it back to me and tell me to fix it. The poster above you is correct in the definition of the parsec, but incorrect otherwise. Just because the…

Just to clarify, “abundance” in this case doesn’t refer to the total amount of oxygen, but rather the relative amount compared to hydrogen. The whole galaxy has much more oxygen than the sun, but in relation to the amount of hydrogen, it has about 1/10th that of the sun. Most measurements of chemical abundances in the…

Absorption lines are the key. This cloud is between us and the center of the galaxy, so it has a lot of light pouring through it. Different atoms and molecules absorb specific wavelengths of light, removing the light from that region of the spectrum. So when we look at the spectrum of the gas cloud, there will be dips…

Where’s my royalty check? I wrote “Mary Poppins Returns” in 2nd grade. It was a delightful sequel where she came back and did all the same stuff, only with a kid who looked just like me and had my name. Disney will be hearing from my lawyers.