Pissing, door open signals to all that you are Just Pissing and will be done Very Soon. Door closed but not latched is just fucking stupid.

"Simulation end." Oh no! We're NPCs!

None of these "solutions" help me at all, as they require you to have your own antenna and good signal. A small interior antenna doesn't receive anything here, and I can't put up an external antenna, and all I wanted from Aereo was what they were: a remote antenna service, allowing me to access content I'm legally…

They Might Be Giants - Why Does The Sun Shine?

It's a strange mindset that insists that every time there's a power balance in an interaction there *must* be a victim.

The prime directive deserves to be ignored because it is nothing more than the bastard love child of social darwinism and the naturalistic fallacy. It advocates moral cowardice, explicitly stating that doing nothing is always preferable to possibly doing the wrong thing. It's easy to keep your hands clean if you…

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If by "worthy" you mean "anyone who wants it". There were no barriers to voting for anyone other than an investment of time.

Those bikes have enough torque that he was still accelerating as he was going up the incline.

While those of us in the service know that the best way to make your bed is to have not unmade it in the first place.

The upperclassmen are responsible for putting the lard there, usually the night before. My plebe year the lard also had a large collection of...let's call them "colorful" messages carved into it. Also, sooooooo many dicks.

Yep, doesn't happen every year, but a guy fell from two levels up and broke his leg right in front of me. 4 people carried him off, with another 2 clearing a path, and he was laughing the last time I saw him. They have medical teams standing by. Concussions and heat stroke are a more common concern.

Ahh Herndon. I remember it well. I spent 2 hours on the bottom, back against the monument, arms linked with a couple of guys I never met before, as an endless parade of lighter and taller people clambered up my shoulders. I couldn't see it my 6'7" classmate finally placed the cover on top, but I heard it. Blood…

Should we just not talk about how Uncle Owen didn't recognize C3PO despite living with him for 10 damn years?

In the regular season you're including teams that might not have a star player capable of producing a triple-double. Might be interesting to see if there's a difference between regular season and playoffs if you only look at playoff teams in both domains.

Great commercial, but that music will always be associated with boner pills.

Anyone who loves Flash Gordon (and who doesn't??) needs to watch Ted.

Shouldn't number 3 be: Why didn't all the Jaegers have swords all the time? It was super effective!

So is the tinnitus noise going to be new Inception-style BRAAAAAM?

Not welcome? WTF? You think we want hot summers?