Sounds like someone is in the pocket of the cookie lobby...

He would have been better having him pick up a Japanese whisky then. Yamazaki 12yr, or the Hibiki or Hakushu. Probably would have been even cheaper.

I remember telling my wife that Bubbleguppies is basically just an underwater version of hee-haw

I don’t know the ratio specifically but I have made a tarragon simple syrup before and the same principles would apply.