REMEMBER: this is a cross-post from Kotaku Australia, a land where the internet sucks. So stuff like multi-GB downloads are more of a big deal.

Also, seriously, play the game in French. It's silly playing it in English.

Gears of War Trilogy would be an instant-buy for me.

Whatever it is, its fierce.

Well that's no good! If you have any more productive comments on how I could improve, I'm always eager to do that.

I love horror games, and I want to like "Five Nights at Freddy's," but the gameplay, such as it is, just leaves me cold. I don't understand the rhyme or reason of it, so I don't know how to strategize. I'm just clicking on things randomly, waiting for somebody to jump me.

Wait, the main character isn't a girl?

"Repeat forever" would be a good tagline for Destiny.

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Oh right, I totally forgot I read about this guy awhile back:

I think nothing can amuse me more than this one.

ooooooo aaaaaaaahhhh what's the difference again? Can't tell from my phone.....

grilling accident, totally unrelated, seriously.

Is it weird that this just makes me want to play Sleeping Dogs?

That's to be expected if you're triple posting your emails, too.