For three or four days at a stretch it’s a hell of a lot of fun. But living there? Uh, no, I prefer not melting into my car seat for five months out of the year.

More draftees should hold out, especially those drafted by crappy, poorly-operated franchises like the SD Chargers. Why is it that in every other area of American life it’s OK to demand as much as you can but in pro sports you’re expected to graciously take whatever management offers?