My dad lent me his SD card so I could download some Christmas pictures off it. It also contained pictures of his gf naked on a fur rug in a lovely mountain cabin they had gone to.

I fly very rarely, but I go to the airport often because my son flies to see his dad. A few months ago I got randomly selected for a pat down because my leggings were bunchy. During, they were asking me all these questions about where I was going, and why I didn’t have any luggage, and I was waving my little paper at…