Ain’t nothing subtle with that one mate

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Complaining about people who complain about hipsters? How hipster of you.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

Poor wittle racist piece of garbage wanted an honest response? Did you get your special snowflake fee-fees hurt?

Quick, send Duerte, and tell everyone he’s the President of Mexico!

Awooga

Stop being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole. It’s not, you know I’m right, and *that* form letter posted above is especially bad.

Except that an egg that is eaten has never been fertilized. Nice try though?

Tragic. These rich white people had to move their kids from one private school to another. Just terrible.

Wow, someone’s triggered

If they don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy.

They’re doing all wrong. That’s a one man job boys.

I thought Kris WAS Gul Dukat.

Perhaps. But Clinton is a hawk who would take a very hardline against Russia and has no compunction about putting boots on the ground (see Iraq War).

Just sayin’.

He was really asking to get belted.

I mean, there are people (sometimes more than one) at a newspaper/magazine whose SOLE job is to catch shit like this.

I commend you, from the URL alone I can see this is as trustworthy as a kid managing their ailing parent’s estate ;)