When you say the General are you talking about the Buster Keaton picture or the song by Dispatch, that god awful reggae pop band that somehow sells out 3 nights of MSG every couple of years?

“she was mouthy and had a huge attitude”

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

It’s worth noting that Lundqvist has gone through bad stretches before, and has rebounded. In 2013-14, through the first 30 games (through the end of December), he was 12-15-2, with a .908 save percentage and 2.70 GAA; the rest of the way (33 games), he was 21-9-3, with a .931 save percentage and 2.08 GAA. That year,…

Hey, Revenge of the Sith wasn’t bad.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

***THE ABSOLUTE APEX OF THE THIRD AND FINAL PREQUEL DURING THE MUCH PINED-FOR FIGHT THAT SET EVERYTHING TO COME IN MOTION***

Won’t someone please think of the critics? And the children, but the critics more.

I wrote something similar in high school when I read the book jacket but not the book but turned in a book report anyway.

This whole thing is so dumb it hurts. They’re college kids who cares if the guys are wiring emails to each other about what slutty girl on campus had the loosest butt hole. The jokes are barely racist and it’s Amherst college half the school are rich foreign born Chinese and Japanese the person writing it was probably…

OH SHIT—MISTER RED, ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST-HITTING MASCOTS IN DA LEEGUE

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.

What the compilation doesn’t show is the white horse destroying their parents.

How about George Norv?

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

They are the worst! Or, as the one Mike would say, ABSOLUTE worst! And the other Mike drones on for half the show about.. the JETS!! The fucking JETS! I tried for about a week to list to them and they are the worst of the national shows. But they are better than my local show who only find ways to talk about the local…

I only watch ESPN for the fantasy football show that runs from 11:00-1:00 on sunday morning. Sportscenter sucks now and all other non-live game broadcasts are nothing but filler for commercials. The scumbags will tell you what will be next and then go to a commercial, called a break like it is something you need. Then…

Tony Romo’s collarbone isn’t real, though.

The rookie wall is real. SB opportunities are rare. I think he’s got one more week.