And Deadspin writers to fuck up “a” vs. “an.”

Names of bail bondsmen?

“...I could give two (expletive) about Terrelle Pryor...”

grammar be hard yo.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

To be fair to Everett he almost timed that perfectly and Sproles, who was dropping to his knees when he got hit, is 5'6 to begin with so a normal clean hit (had he been a 1/2 second later) on anyone else in the league is a head shot on Darren Sproles.

Shhh don’t bring that logic in here.

Agreed. That was almost a well timed hit that would have forced a turn over the ball hits his back as he’s making contact. Regardless sproles was about to be laid out

I get that, but Sproles also needs to protect himself. The fair catch is a thing for a reason.

I’ll be that asshole. Maybe you should call a fair catch?

Sure they’re close, but if this investigation isn’t dropped one of them could find themselves pushed in front of a moving train, and it’s not going to be Rooney.

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

In a surprising twist, I 100% agree with the NFL’s stance and reaction.

Looking at those cleats gave me cancer, so there’s that.

Team Boogie? lol. Let me guess Team Boogie is off to a 7-16 start.

If you are not on team Boogie by now then fuck off.

Can’t wait for some on court mockery of J.J. Redick’s forms.

That picture...I’m a free man and haven’t smile like that in a while.

Just to put things into perspective, this is not a new thing. It has been called Person of the Year for 16 fucking years

“The sky cam itself is always behind the line of scrimmage but that doesn’t mean the wires are.”

Ding fuckin ding. Gotta love that Petchesky’s evidence are meaningless quotes from a SkyCam exec and the wide receiver