Barring Céspedes going all Jason Heyward on everyone, this looks to be a legitimately good move by the Mets.

Yes he is

Oh, but... he IS gay.

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

He is gay.

Counterpoint: He is though.

I am not sure what made me laugh harder, that a group of mechanical engineering students got college credit for designing a freakin’ tent, or that the same University that gave them said credit then paid them money to use it.

This comment would be funny if Rodgers wasn’t gay.

A gay man puts a ring on his beard as quickly as humanly possible.

Wait. Isn’t Rodgers gay? I thought that’s why he hasn’t popped the question yet.

Olivia Munn exited the tent a few minutes later. I caught it on the pirated feeds online.

Except he signed an extension of his own free will. Yes his first 4 years were not exactly his choice but the last 2+ are because he chose to be there. So it was his choice.

Wish? Pffftt! My brother actually executed professional ruin on the john wall after Taco Tuesday.

The joke is that, since the Sacramento Kings are such an abysmally run franchise (much like the Cleveland Browns, in fact), this apparent friendship-like gesture of “yeah I’d like to be teammates with my boy” is in actuality a way of saying “yeah this guy should shoot himself in the foot like I did and come to…

Anna is liar.

You forgot “pray that the shooter is a white male.”

Lighten up, Francis.

But don’t pray too hard...I announced on Facebook that my grandfather was in the hospital, battling cancer; so many people prayed for him that he got super strong and ended up destroying like half the hospital wing. It took 9 horse tranquilizers to bring him down, it was awful.

Yeesh, I was just being tongue-in-cheek, what with our capture it on cell phone, stream it culture. I don’t think your response was necessary.

Ha, people get political about it before the final body count happens.