degnor88
Captain Murphy
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The dolphins Coño punted the 49ers.

Just to put Castro’s death in perspective, today is the 22nd anniversary of Marino’s fake spike, which is easily a top 5 Miami sports moment. #notevenahashtagmention

Janoris: “Your wife is ugly. Your dad is a murderer.”

The joke is not on the people of Flint.

Are.. you serious? The joke is that Michigan women, in the eyes of OSU students, are floozies who may have contracted sexually transmitted diseases via their moral-casualness. In fact, the OSU students believe they may be infected to a degree that they are comparable with a well known polluted water source.

Nothing wrong here. Jokes are fun. Lighten up you fucking puritans.

Look at it this way: it’s using the popularity of the matchup to bring attention to a crisis that the media has largely forgotten.

Samer, I feel foolish telling you this, but this joke is not about the Flint water crisis, nor is that what makes this joke offensive.

Technically Flint water isn’t diseased. It’s just infused with some extra chemical compounds.

To be fair to the Jets, Syracuse and Pitt beat seven NFL teams (Chiefs, Rams, Texans, Bears, Jets, Ravens, and Vikings).

It was a questionable call. Cut Coach Harbaugh some slacks.

Isn’t it weird that the only people who can earn unsportsmanlike conduct penalties are sportsmen?

This episode brought to you via the Russian broadcast.

Michigan fans should be used to offensive breakdowns by now.

Yes it is called not proofreading before deadspin posts an article. Confusion is strong these days.

I don’t know man. I saw that game at my grandma’s house. She’s a nice old lady that literally doesn’t know what a football is. She chuckled for a good 5 seconds.

I’m so glad you showed up to make sure none of us were having too much fun.

If you were watching it live, it was one of the best moments of football comedy ever, especially given the context of it being the middle of the Jets meltdown that game.

counter point: it really was that funny.