I wish Shitbarf Guy had made it in, but he did not. Sad.

The smile on the face of the salad tosee really makes it work Samer.

Wait...So Tommy automatically gets in but we’re supposed to believe that “Shitbarf guy” isn’t worthy of HOF honors?! FUCK THAT!
Two years later I still laugh out loud at shitbarf guy. He’s the single image mankind should leave on earth (after we blow ourselves up) for aliens to best understand our entire culture.

I’m not saying Collins is a good manager or even the right manager for this team, but look at this lineup:

Why does being white mean you have no stake in this?

I’m seriously not trolling when I ask this, but why is her skin color relevant?

I’d take a kicker in the first round if he could make 75 yarders forwards, honestly. That’s automatic points every drive. You’d never lose.

My kingdom to be able to buy a Las Vegas Weasels jersey...

Gambling-related names are apparently off the table, per the NHL’s instructions.

There’s like a million frat bros ready to give you the sickest high five right now.

Aren’t Ocelots also native to the Nevada desert? Las Vegas Ocelots would get a lot of cachet from Archer fans.

How on earth is Aces or Outlaws not being used?!

He should try for the Vegas job. Roy is beloved in that town.

Long live the king.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Jesus, they shouldn’t have given Schilling the responsibility of outsourcing this. They should have know the results would be....

I mean yeah it certainly doesn’t look good from a race angle but I kind of thought his mouth is totally a sideways vagina

He’s supposed to be fucking talking (showing the inside of his mouth).

[Runs around corner, out of breath]