What bothers me the most is none of these fuckers are wearing their hats correctly.

I hope Kucher knows that the water is a hazard.

Every goddamned year:

OH SHIT

If the Yankees really wanted to play hardball they wouldn’t let A-Rod look in the mirror.

By what authority can an on field official eject a spectator at a professional sporting event? Is it states on the ticket back?

Seems weird an obese guy named “Skeeter” isn’t from Florida already...

Skeeter seems like a pretty cool and chill cat

Sentient old broccoli or this:

Just so all the Jezzers are clear - Ghostbusters is good because women and Suicide is Squad is bad because Jared Leto (man). Got it? Great!

So some people went to the a movie featuring some of the most violent, sadistic characters in the DC universe and expected something else other than violence, sexism, over-the-top action, and machismo? Sometimes I wonder what are the qualifications to be a film critic. I guess the ability to breath is one of them.

Travis d’Arnaud took the news hard and is on the bereavement list for 3 days.

The Mets tried to acquire him for Travis D’Arnaud, but were rebuffed.

What the FUCK! THAT WAS CLEARLY OUTSIDE! A BLIND MAN COULD HAVE SEEN THAT WASN’T A STRIKE! You have to be kidding me.

/tosses keyboard and leaves.

Your sports talk radio show is Icky and Black Tar on 590, The Sports Exigency.

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

Have we had this one yet?

The difference being that slurping 3 year old neapolitan ice cream won’t put you in prison.

“We’re reloading, not rebuilding ... this remains an extremely amazing and luxurious bullpen.”—Randy Levine