You mean other than the one they won last year? Nice try genius.

Thank you for this.

Fuck the haters dude. The gawker sites comment sections are a venomous snake pit they should at least occasionally be funny

I hesitated before hitting publish, and decided to go ahead with the joke about the Rams QBs because of the Tweet that said Bailey’s injuries were non life-threatening.

First time a Rams receiver has been successfully targeted since Marc Bulger was under center.

I’m not sure you can put that one on the “byzantine rulebook.” I’m pretty sure even casual fans know of the down by contact distinction between college and NFL. That’s like forgetting that a receiver needs to get two feet in rather than one.

I tend to look at the glass half-full, so let me be the first to congratulate the Bills fans on being able to read about fuck ups one, two and three without thinking of J.P. Losman, Trent Edwards and E.J. Manuel.

Manziel is a liar. He promised to shut it down, but left the party at 2AM, an hour earlier than everyone else.

On it.

I’m drunk, someone else answer this.

Panther fans should be thrilled. The Redskins were shockingly acting like idiots, and their stupidity could provide the motivation to push Carolina to an undefeated 9-1 record.

It is pretty messed up that they would air the documentary without his consent.

theres a costanza-fire joke in there for sure but given the incident i just see stolen youth and it makes me really sad.

Hey all you libtards using this for your political agenda when the founding fathers wrote the 2nd amendment they didn’t know black people would be in school playing a game called football so if you want to fix these problems you need to stop black people playing football and going to school because the founding…

inb4 “good job gunnuts” me-me

Just do it. You know you want to. You’re almost there, just go all the way. It starts with “sponsored content.” Then come the ad links below the articles that are designed to look like links to other Gawker media content. Then come the layoffs.

Submitted on behalf of the Eagles starting quarterback.

I was just chilling, doing a little hunting, when I saw them roll up. I don’t like to pass judgement, but these guys looked weird. They were like a bad semi-Goth band with hipster tendencies for wool and poorly fitting jackets. Ugh, those hats were atrocious too. And they were rolling deep. Women, animals, you name…