Unfortunately for the Texans, this wasn’t even the worst blowout in Miami today.

This thing is like an onion. The more you peel the smellier it gets

That’s a cute rhyme, but he killed that chick.

What do all three have in common? They all got away with “it”.

Cheater, Cheater, Woman Beater

What a bunch of assholes over at FOX. No way in hell that game starts at 7:30.

No wonder the Reds never made Joe Morgan the team captain.

I swear I saw the Jays have two before the playoffs even started. Usually the mentality in sports is to celebrate when youre done the job. Nobody will care to remember a playoff appearence, you gotta win it all.

It’s a shame Xi closed his eyes for that one, would have been a lovely picture

I am a diehard Giants fan. I fucking hate the Eagles.

Your sentiments are absolutely correct and I totally understand your point, but it’s still assault. It’s not a sucker punch, like you said, but All that jumping around, and jaw flapping and dick swinging, unfortunately, doesn’t justify the act. I feel really good watching it happen and I hate obnoxious football fans,…

Well said. It devalues the term.

“Raging homophobe” is a bit strong. From what he’s said on the subject, he’s got the very wrong-headed but much more understandable “Love the sinner, hate the sin” perspective that a lot of people have when they were raised very, very Christian.

Much like Ruth, I’m sure Murphy will be joining The 700 Club in no time.

That’s funny, I don’t remember you celebrating your awesomeness in peace.

Derrick Rose has blurry vision and might miss the season opener. Your 2-4 Bears just gave the Lions their first win of the year. Kane might have raped somebody. Not great times, guys.

Apparently he’s Barry Bonds all of a sudden?

Jackson is lucky he wasn’t rear-ended, or else he’d be permanently out of the NFL.