Good for Daniel. Congrats on having the best Victor Cruz Halloween costume that I’ve ever seen.

This is a complete non-story. Hell, this isn’t even Hoke’s worst weigh-in this week.

Yeah, yeah...I’m so upset that some guy doesn’t agree with my politics...We should get all upset and make him apologize for the horrific thought-crimes unheard of in our group-think tank. Hate Donation!

Guthrie didn’t really need to worry, though. Everyone knows that rowdy Jays fans specifically target babies.

I think someone mentioned last night but it seems like it would make sense to treat the ball getting lost in the ivy the same as fan interference where the umps get discretion to place the runners.

I think you missed my point, or I made it poorly. I am not suggesting that anyone cheated last night, that anyone “got away” with anything, or that there was any gamesmanship at all. I am not sure what the hell TC could possibly have been arguing about: the rule was correctly applied. That’s a ground-rule double all…

THIS IS JAWST ANNOAWHTAH EXAMPLAH BASEBALL GREATRIOT MISMAHNEHGEMENT SINCE THA SAWX LET THEO GO OVAH TO THA CUBS

Not very well apparently.

I discovered this today, and it sounds brilliant.

Even raccoons wouldn’t eat the stuff he considers “cereal”

And yet, he had no issue taking a complimentary car from a place calling itself Kunes.

The bad news for those kids who used to tease him is that they are not getting into Valhalla.

This wasn’t even the most political moment of the night. Pagano had his entire punting unit act out the chaos of the Speakership race.

How many of us are hoping that this guy is Zodiac Motherfucker from Drew’s Why Your Team Sucks?

Jay Glazer is really taking that broken LCD hard. It’s rendered him completely speechless.

Guessing A-Rod had receivers with verticals better than 2.5 inches in high school.

Nice throw!

I always tip but I don’t judge those who don’t. If you’re gonna take a job like that you have to learn to take an L ever now and then. I hate the people who complain about not getting tipped more than I hate non-tippers.

Is handing me something from behind a counter really a tippable service?