I WAS IN THE POOL

Turns out the WTC collapse was just an exaggerated flop by Vlade Divac.

Needed more bicycle.

That’s like saying you had sex when really all you got was a hand job from a meth addict in exchange for a half-punched SubWay Sub Club card.

Where is the “AFC Rat” banner? That’s the one they earned this year.

No, pretty sure that was about poor QB play and a complete lack of secondary players last year.

At last count, he was up to 12 kids.

Why would he quit? Not like there’s anybody left to fire him.

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

Wood wins it! With a bicycle kick!

Johnny Bench called.

I absolutely read your comment in Sterling Archer’s voice.

Not until you’re in the pros, buddy. Not until you’re in the pros.

Takes giant balls to do something like that twice.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

A League of They’re Owned

These Stand Your Ground laws have gone way too far.

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.