Butthurt Cardinals fans pissed at the official scorer for an error charged to third base in Santana no-no.

Costas will eventually backtrack, and blame the three children's Tylenol with Codeine he took when he woke up from his racecar bed.

I don’t know Tom, I mean. I am afraid here at Deadspin to say what I think without repercussion. I mean, I get the ESPYs are just famewhoring anyways. I do think reasonable people (not necessarily just Bob Costas) have legit hesitations about hoisting Caitlyn up so unequivocally. I’m sorry :(

This is one of the problems with being a guest on early morning talk shows; you don’t always use your best judgment. Compound that with a busy travel schedule leading to a lack of sleep and you have a recipe for disaster. I hope Bob Costas learned his lesson — stay away from television for as long as you can after…

I couldn’t disagree with this more. Playoff hockey is extremely unpleasant when I’m watching my own team—it’s a near-constant heart attack. From a pure enjoyment perspective, I’d much rather watch neutral teams. I can enjoy the actual game more, even if I’m not as invested in the outcome.

“It’s like when you’re in high school and you don’t get invited to the party”

I used to love Bob Dylan’s tracks about doing “E” and raping and murdering your ex-wife in front of your kid. CLASSIC Dylan.

People forget how great Secretariat truly was. I blame this PC culture of ours, changing the name to “Administrative Assistant’s Day.” Total BS if you ask me.

But that’s the thing, it instantly turns into a “if this were blacks...” type on conversation. All snark aside, to me it seems that liberal people are obsessed with turning everything into a race issue, why can’t this just be two terrible women duking it out in a walmart?

.....fucking randy

Sorry if I see two ladies fighting I am not trying to stop them. They clearly said in the video multiple times security has been called and the police are in the way. There is no way in hell I am interjecting myself into that mess.

He looked really scared stomping on that lady’s head while she was pinned to the ground

I get that banning fake colleges is better for the game, but I’m going to miss watching UNC.

Yup. Makes sense.

More like the new star of 19 Kids and Counting.

Maybe you should change your name to ReallyOldBeigeGuy.

Suarez is having the best day ever!