That’s what I came to the comments to say. They’re on the same court! And the place is basically empty, so there’s no one between them. Just walk over there!

Sounds a bit complicated. Did he finish with a pinch or the swirl?

Man, these Knicks draft metaphors are getting pretty dark.

Bill Simmons finally made good on his threat. Yup, that was his parachute.

New regular reader of Deadspin here; LONG time reader of io9. Can i ask something to the general readership at Deadspin? All jokes, kidding and sycophantry aside, has Deadspin always killed it like they have been since Simmons got shitcanned?

I think you forgot one, Kevin

It’s gonna be a little more difficult for a comment here to get a +1

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“Back-Channel Conversations”?

Mets bullpen just coughed up Harvey’s one run lead in the 9th, he’s really not in the mood to talk right now.

Sadly, his parents could not be reached for comment on his debut.

Matt Harvey would like to have a word with you son

Knock knock.

Didn’t this show feature a guys head being popped like a overstuffed tick, some other dude being cooked and eaten by two dragons, a guys hand/head/penis getting cut off, for no apparent reason? I mean brutality, for no purpose other than to instill a sense of dread among the world’s denizens (and perhaps later justify…

If they are setting up a Sansa in Jeyne Poole’s role, yes. She needs to actually realize he is horrible for Jeyne (Sansa) to escape with Theon.

Stupid sexy flounders.

I agree. It still surprises me when people complain about the show’s scenes in this manner. It’s almost as if people are reacting to a real life documentary.

If they really want to improve, they’ll trade for Mike Trout.

What could possibly, at this point, cause Theon to rebel against Ramsay? Maybe seeing his kid sister get violently deflowered?

maybe watch next week and find out?