Hail Hydra.

It’s like saying H1N1 is a nice palate cleanser after Polio.

It may not be as vile as First Take, but that is one bad show. Just terrible.

Catcher: That son of a bitch is throwing a shutout and now he’s shakin me off... can you believe that shit?

But soft! What bench through yonder playoff reeks?

“I want to break it,” Rivers told USA TODAY Sports. “I want to lose. That’s why I came here. I knew when I came here that roster-wise, that was going to be very difficult. The first thing I did before I took this job, I looked at the roster and we laughed. I was like, how can I possibly fuck this u....AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s good news- I was hit in the head by an 80+ fastball in high school and I trunesdf ot js gine

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

Jennings is just the interim manager until they can locate their #1 choice....

How did the Cubs circumvent this “Selig rule” when the hired Maddon? I think its a good rule but shouldn't be employed in scenarios where one team fires a manager with a replacement in mind already. If they are interviewing multiple candidates, by all means require a minority interview

As a twins fan, i am shocked he didn't swing.

Mom told you not to eat those paint chips.

I am tempted to tweet this to Paul, but I am trying to stay away from being negative: Chris, I am sure the pain you feel now is real, the pain felt by Katrina victims when State Farm DENIED thier claims is 1000 times worse! #Shillforthedevil

Dude, we’ve all had shitty layovers in LAX. Let it go.

Brian Mc Cann: [comes]

Hope he’s alright and is just thor in the morning

"HEY RYAN! I do not like when my mistress comes to basketball games with black men!"

Did you catch the ball? -> Yes