Some SJW once told me that minorities can’t be racist. Like, it’s not possible. Somehow, the definition of “racism” has changed.

Barry, you’re one of the smartest writers here, and one of the few who both A) writes about things other than sports and B) doesn’t consistently publish bad hot takes. Deadspin has taken a turn for the worse, especially by adding these Gawker writers, but you usually offer, at the very least, thoughtful insight.

George Michael: Aren’t you my cousin?

One of those “where there’s smoke, there’s fire.” It’s funny, Republicans are very willing to ignore any sexual abuse allegations against Trump, and Democrats are very willing to do the same with Clinton. Really, the more I see of both sides, the more they seem to have in common.

Nasty old people drink

This is a list of lawmakers. So, a campaign manager wouldn’t make the list.

I’m totally turned off by this whole election. I think Trump is a mad man and about as unqualified for the position as possible, and Clinton is a Wall Street pal and a crook. Her experience as a senator and Secretary of State, while nice on paper, leaves a lot to be desired in terms of actual accomplishments. Gary…

Don’t worry, good ole Keith was doing plenty of Cocaine back in those days

The whole point of doing it with the Cardinals is because of the smug “winning the right way” mantra. I don’t know a single Knicks fan who would say that the team manages or conducts itself “the right away”.

Yadier Molina is a elite catcher

Sort of a....son-son bonding.

#RIPInPeace

No, yes (because everything is sexist. You better vote for that one less shitty but still shitty candidate you sexist!), and no.

I’m a Mets fan, and I have to admit, if we lose the Wild Card Game, I don’t want anyone saying we “at least made the playoffs.” I’m sorry, one game isn’t the playoffs with a 162 game season.

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb

Still would much rather have that than do whatever the fuck it is the Knicks are doing.

I have no idea why we have to rank these (I mean, Jesus Christ), but I’m a sucker for stupid internet rankings.

It’s not often you see the day that you think to yourself “wow, I wish this sports league would run itself more like the NFL!”

So there’s no one watching on a monitor somewhere who could radiothe umpires to alert them, like in the NFL or NHL?