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One Tequila,

“Do we have to pay for those fines too?” - NBA

The Best Front Office in Baseball doesn’t need extra prospects. They just routinely bring up future stars. Because they're the best.

I believe they’d have to go 15-56, which would have to be one of the worst stretches in baseball history.

Good fielding percentage can certainly be misleading, like you have suggested. Could just mean you have terrible range. Bad fielding percentage is always bad.

Eh, those are used for black players too. “Scrappy” and “gritty” are adjectives more commonly attributed to white players.

I couldn’t find it last time I looked, but Norm’s bit during the Bob Saget roast is the greatest troll job ever. He's been my favorite comedian ever since I saw that.

I mean, there were approximately 40 million people living in North and South Vietnam in 1968. Probability says at least ONE of them said something mean about him.

Your second reason is valid and interesting, if a little grumpy.

Q: Did he identify who the other coaches were that had given him this information?

Orlando may be the grossest city I've ever been in.

Lindsay: He’s a never-nude.

I think he meant the players who arrived in the late 90s. Like 96-2000. Which isn't quite a generation.

Those onion articles were great. Perhaps my favorite:

ScarJo compaigned heavily for Barack Obama in the past two elections. How the hell would she play short for him when she obviously leans so far to the left?

It's more about economics and less about respect. Where is the money to lay down a proper field coming from? who's paying for it?

Knicks 94 finals, which of course is the OJ chase. Guess that whole time left an imprint on me.

I see Harbaugh as the insane, troubled sort of psychopath; kind of like Buffalo Bill.

OJ chase. I was 5 and watching the Knicks game at my Grandma’s house. Thought the car chase would be exciting, but quickly got bored and wanted my damn Knicks to get out of the corner and back to full screen.