WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

Oh, by all means, tell your kids that those guys are bunch of dopes fighting over some stupid grudge involving sliding (which was pretty dirty and probably deserved some punishment) and a bat flip (which deserves no retaliation). Hopefully, the older generations who are laughing at these assholes will pass that on to…

No one bitched about anything in the 70s and 80s as much as we bitch in 2016. Or, at least, there wasn’t an internet that gave us a platform to bitch at all hours.

But that would stop this from happening, and this is a good thing that we want happening.

That’s the guy!?! The African prince?! I gave him $10,000 a few years back so he can reclaim his throne! Now I find out that fucker was just chilling in Utah, watching the Heat? He was supposed to return my investment ten fold once he overthrew that rival of his!

I’d put Bochy at #2, but the original statement has a lot more to do with what Maddon achieved in Tampa Bay.

The planned double-murder was disgusting enough, but what really bothers me about this story is the sheer arrogance. I mean, did they seriously think this would work? That it would go off without a Hitchcock?

See, you’d think that, but I used to believe Batman didn’t use guns or kill people, and I was wrong there.

Miami is the city, Miami-Dade (or just Dade) is the county. I’m gonna go stick my head in the oven for being such a snobby, useless prick, but I felt like I had to say it. Sorry.

Exactly. I know that minor league baseball is a different animal, but NC has some very passionate baseball fans.

I've always thought Charlotte would be the place to expand to.

Maybe not in the literal sense of the word, but in the colloquial sense? Absolutely that is hacking. Using the quotation marks is fair, but everyone understands that this hacking, regardless of whether Tunsil simply left his phone unlocked or someone broke into his account with computer magic.

Chris Berman: It’s never happened before!

Of course, people will have more of a problem with what is on his face than what is directly above his head.

God, Jezebel is the worst

Hell, they were top 4 in the AL West for just about that entire stretch!!!

It’s obviously a joke. Almost every one of those was a joke. That’s why they’re funny. Acting like people from Texas all just a bunch of racist rednecks is exactly the sort of close-minded crap we’re trying to get rid of.

I'm a history teacher, and I've shown my classes this clip. Not much of a lesson to go with it, I just think it's the pinnacle of comedic delivery.

Why are you bothering me with this question? Just go ask Himler.

Yeah, my little league coach would demand I catch the ball in the webbing (the bottom part of the webbing). If you catch it in the palm, it could ricochet off easily. Also, ever catch a scorcher in the palm? It fucking hurts unless (or even if) you’re wearing a catcher’s mitt.