To be fair, there are actual people who would say that exact same thing and mean it.

“Hell, even I went to the gym on July 11th!” - Donald Trump

Rex: Psst, Donald....9-11

Stop microaggressing the sight-challenged!

Or, for Kinsler, it was like “Chinese Food and Movie Day”.

+O....the letter, not the number.

+1 thank you for this

To be fair, he’s really not a top five all time Laker. It so happens that the Lakers have had like half of the top ten to fifteen players of all time.

For fuck’s sake +1

I will say this, as someone who doesn’t particularly like the Blackhawks: their jerseys look pretty fucking awesome.

As a Rangers fan, I can tell you that a staple of a goal scored on Henrik involves some Ranger guarding a piece of ice far away from any offensive skaters.

Does that take into account the lifesize portrait of Lundqvist wearing his jersey that my friends got me for my birthday last year, and is currently hanging in my bedroom?

Brad Ausmus: Goddamnit it, Pelfrey! He just doesn’t have his stuff working today. Enough is enough, give him the hook. Dong or no dong, we gotta get a reliever in there.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to as well.

This is the most Nets thing ever.

Considering the job of a GM is to develop talent, usually of the young variety, over many years, while at the same time making good decisions regarding which veterans to pay and which to not....no, his first three years are largely a reflection of the previous GM, just as I would never judge the first three years of…

+1

Phil Jackson: <Reads headline>

“But what if your glove consists entirely of laces?” - Troy Tulowitzki

Yeah, women’s basketball is borderline unwatchable