we didn’t have it to begin with, thank God. That was somewhere else.

I’ve been listening to Mike since the 90s, and for the last 5-10 years or so I’ve listened to him for every drive home from work. I could tell you the approximate ages of Jack and Harrison. I could even tell you their favorite baseball players (Brett Gardner and Mike Trout). Mike has a daughter, a twin of one of the…

Simmons has a black friend? I wish he would mention him, like, every fucking five minutes just so that we know.

+1

RIP

Which is commendable. Snark, without self-righteous indignation, is always welcome. Good day to you!

It’s sad that I know the exact original line leading up to that joke. Well done.

I'm not really agreeing or disagreeing with your point, but I really really hate that gif more than any gif ever

Liar

I’m a Mets fan and after that play I immediately buried my face in a pillow and listened to the rest of the agonizingly terrible game without watching. I refused to look.

Jesus Christ, “mansplaining” is a word?

Gawker is a fucking cesspool

“Atticus, Chip Kelly was real fucking stupid.”

“Scouts’ hard work”? Please. Boo Radley was the one who stayed up all night making that soap doll.

i don’t think that’s getting “pantsed”. Most of the games were all pretty close, and the Royals played a bit better.

Ray Lewis: What the hell is this? Were they trying to make fun of me?!

I'm gonna take a ball and ski tonight, but I guarantee you I won't be watching tennis after.

It's impossible to listen to more than once, because it hurts. Transcribing is not possible.

In Mike’s defense, two callers earlier someone tried reading a bible verse (he was told no). Would put me in a bad mood too.

“one Nike exec mispronounced his name”