I gotta say, Arrested Development belongs on this list. I hate to be one of those people, but it really is the smartest show I’ve ever seen.

Exactly my point. He's an arrogant, cheating asshole, but he may be the smartest coach ever.

Interestingly enough, I thought of this joke while reading the Facebook comments about this play (I know, I know...never read Facebook comments unless you wanna hear from 60 year old racists or 20 year old SJWs). One person was going on about how Belichick had pushed for these cameras for years, and I thought to…

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I looked that one up. Oh Good God. I’ll give you a +1, but I’m gonna give you a -1 because now I feel like a terrible person.

I honestly had no idea who she was, even after googling her. Don't even remember hearing of her.

Yeah, but TIME does stupid fucking things with their already dumb award. Like when they made “YOU” or “Protesters” the “people of the year.”

I’ve always been kind of amazed at people taking the amount of penalties as a sign of unfair or incompetent refereeing. I didn’t watch enough of this game to say whether or not they were good penalties (honestly, it’s a Rex Ryan coached team, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually did commit most of those....but…

“Now watch how I fall! If one of you threw something at me, I would fall to the side, right? But what would you think if I just fell straight down?”

Yeah, I feel like there was no editing done on this article. I like the idea of talking about how the Jaguars could make the playoffs, but it doesn’t really explain what they have to do exactly to accomplish that. Just sorta says “Houston has to slip up”, which pretty much just means “they’re ahead of them in the…

as poorly as the Falcons and Saints have played lately, they still have top-tier quarterbacks.

Does making fun of his hair count as microaggressing?

Trust me, he is exactly that kind of stupid. One of the dumbest players I’ve ever seen.

If you watched Moore play football lately, would you say that he was the sort of person who deserved free headphones?

I mean, it’s sports talk radio lol. Not exactly the highest standard.

I swear to God, if I hear the phrase “paramutual wagering” one more time...

I’ve been listening to him for 20 years. I have probably heard his voice more than my own mother’s. I still can’t decide if he’s an idiot or not. I mean, kinda? It’s kinda listening to that old uncle or grandpa that is kind of a jerk and out of touch with the modern world, but actually really successful at one…

I get you, I appreciate your support, and I agree in spirit. Sometimes you want the person who’s saying this dumb shit to shut the fuck up and go away. That’s why I think laws need to be firmly in place to stop the actual actions that these types of thoughts could (theoretically) lead to. I don’t think for a second…

I actually find some value in the saying your freedom of speech ends when you “yell fire in a crowded theatre” (ironically, coined in a Supreme Court case where I do NOT agree with the outcome, and freedom of speech WAS curtailed). When your freedom of speech puts people in actual physical danger. I don’t mean hurts…