Least he felt bad about the terrible thing he did.

Well, it's unique to North Carolina (I believe), so luckily that kinda loophole doesn't happen elsewhere.

Um, I don’t think that guy was defending Hardy. He was arguing that the NFL tried to basically suspend him for two years, and this year’s suspension got reduced. No one doubts that Hardy is a despicable person, and belongs in jail, but simple quoting the report doesn't actually address what the other guy said.

You’re probably not a very fun, or nice, person.

“I didn’t mean to break his cheekbones, I was just punching him in the face!”

My bad then. Should have read all the way

Takes away? It adds to the message that Greg Hardy is a sack of shit.

as Patrick Kane poked the puck in from under Lundqvist’s pad

The Wikipedia description of the on-court incident (from Arenas’ page) is particularly great:

I think the man who just had a loaded gun pointed at him doing this a few days later is up there as well.

“It’s these same fans who will call Mike Francesa today and bemoan Brian Cashman’s decision not to trade for David Price, even if it cost them top prospects like Luis Severino and Greg Bird.”

An 18 year old getting liquored up, and painting his whole body a color, is a lot of things. It is childish, embarrassing, and even ignorant of other people’s feelings. But it’s not “racist.” There’s real racism in the world, and indeed, real people who use blackface to impersonate a black person. It’s perfectly…

I stopped playing after making it to the NBA, so I’m maybe halfway at the most through the story, but I can’t help but nitpick. While the father and the sister were my two favorite characters, because they seemed like actual people (rare in a video game), there was nothing particularly exciting about any of the…

This is somewhat over my head, as I have never participated in Daily Fantasy, as I prefer season-long fantasy and betting on games, but couldn’t anyone with an advanced knowledge of statistics/math/whatever and a shitload of free time create such an alogorithm? It doesn’t seem to require inside knowledge, besides (I…

NFL Network: “Well, I must say, it’s an unusual request...but, sure, I guess we could send another on-site reporter to Buffalo...”

“Well, at least he didn’t splatter his brains everywhere.”

“And, lo, did the people hurl stones and other objects at Jesus. Yet, the Lord continued to perform awesome stuff”

Seriously, what could Stephen A. Smith do to Kevin Durant?

“Best career decision I ever made! I got to come back, still get paid, and everyone forgot how shitty I was!”