They don’t really do ticker-tape parades down here. Instead, everyone just bangs pots and pans loudly. It’s called Pan-demonium. Because of the pans.

There is nothing funnier than seeing people not get the obvious troll job. You, sir, are a hero. I can’t believe how many idiots post here.

Bill Parcells rolls into Nick Saban rolls into Joe Philbin,

They’re typically bad, and unwatchably so

I’m pretty sure the joke was about being a Giants fan...

Right around 3:30, he gets hit with a moment of self-reflection, as he starts to say “imagine giving someone the cawk” and then stops himself.

I stayed in my car an extra 5 minutes to hear the end of this live.

Well, he had a huge cock.

Best part? I’m a fucking Mets fan.

Say what you will about John McCain, but props to him for supporting this ban.

Yeah, one of those teams is WAY more detestable

I’m a Mets fan, and I grew with a bitter hatred/jealousy of the Yankees (I mean, c’mon, I chose my favorite team when I was 7...which was of course in 1995). They always overshadowed us, they even beat us in a World Series, they had as many Hall-of-Famers in a given year as we have had our entire existence.

since Harvey had Tommy John surgery last year

Saw this an hour ago, didn’t get it, came back, and I’m so glad I did +1

whooooosh

Well, before last week, I went on Papelbon being an asshole on pretty much the same amount of evidence. He grabbed his junk at Phillie fans once, I guess? But no one seems to question the fact that he’s an asshole (nor should they, he is). Harper carries himself like a douchebag. Papelbon seemed to manage to make it…

I mean, I’ve always heard rumors that Harper was douchey. He just rubs people the wrong way. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a lot of talent. Some of the best players ever have been terrible teammates. All I’m saying is that no one tries choking out another person without a reason.

I have never met anyone who has gotten into a physical altercation where either A) they were at least, in some part, responsible or B) were hit by a person who was drunk/on drugs and had misinterpreted something innocent. Sure, you give Papelbon 90% of the blame for making the first move, but I don’t feel like someone…

Maybe, but it’s never a good look (you’ll never win a fight against the fans). The problem is more that how does a young player come across as so detestable, but guys like Trout or McCutcheon are so likable (or, at the very least, elicit no reaction)?