It’s not the vicious outdoors, it’s the shitty audiences, arseholes with no cinema etiquette who will talk, text, get up a dozen times for food or a piss, change seats... It’s still highway robbery. Better a pirate than a robber.

I’m not so sure about the interpretation that the fact that Native Americans never developed wands is an implication that they were inferior to European wizarding cultures. No Native American society created or perfected guns either; that doesn’t make them inferior. That makes them fortunate.

Well, a fresh young thing like Plaskon shouldn’t have any problem getting dates in prison.

My partner is recently diagnosed as Coeliac, and we’re now going full time on the gluten-free cooking. We’ve managed to do just about everything - except the gluten-free spaghetti. No amount of effort seems to prevent it from ending up looking like a telepod accident.

No, Adam Sandler.

So... Disney stockholder meetings consist mainly of watching clips from upcoming movies? Sign me up for capitalism!!

Wow, never heard about this series (of course, I’d moved to the UK by then and it was pre-Internet). Where do you dig them up, Charlie?

Cue yet another round of Internet folk saying “X is not funny” with the same assurance as “water is wet”, because apparently Cogito Ergo Est.

Well, the optimistic side of me says that agricultural science will sort out a lot of these worries, because the pessimistic side of me knows that because it’ll be profitable, so it’ll get buttloads of corporate money to do it.

I’d have thought they would have stayed quiet and not drawn attention to themselves.

Bloody hell, Ichabod Crane caught up faster with modern technology than Donald trump...

To be fair, Putin is doing his best to make things Cold again...

Or... they realise they have a piece of crap on their hands and they’re running around like headless chickens desperately trying to salvage it.

At this point, if we see the gods crunking, I wouldn’t be surprised.

No, it’s gonna be by JJ Abrams, who will spend months denying that the ears will fall off, and then after the broadcast he’ll go, “Hah! I fooled you!”

I really hope we hear her battle cry “For the love of Chocolate!"

Make it as wild as the comic book sequel, and I’m in:

Was it ever even called the helicarrier in the other movies?

Damn, now I gotta find another skinny Hollywood type I could take in a fight.

I ain’t got time to get repetitive strain injury...